Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Why I Heart France Reason #13: "Ohhhhhh, Ooooh, OOOOH!”

Last night FrenchBoy and I were up late after treating ourselves to a little Christmas Eve Eve sushi dinner. I finally turned off my computer, put on my pajamas, and plopped myself down on the sofa to watch a bit of TV and possibly drift off to sleep. As soon I started flipping through the channels I knew it was going to be a tough task to find anything good to watch past midnight, so I immediately flipped over to the Sc-Fi channel. Much to my disappointment, there were no episodes of Deep Space 9; instead there was Alien Sex Attack 3.

I heart France: Reason #13: Girl-on-Girl soft-core Sci-Fi porn dubbed into French on the freakin’ Sci-Fi channel.

We have Canal satellite TV, so both soft-core and hardcore porn start showing up on certain channels anytime after about 11 PM--especially on the weekends, but I was kinda shocked to see it on the Sci-Fi channel. After the shock wore off, FrenchBoy and I just started laughing-- partly because of the fact that there was porn on Sci-Fi, but also because the whole film had been dubbed into French, including the totally ridiculous moaning! Apparently French porn audiences are so cultivated that they can distinguish an American “Ohhhhhh, Ooooh, OOOOH!” from a French "Oooooo, Oooooh, OOOOH!” Authenticity is everything---especially in porn.

All of this leads to one inevitable question: Who are the actors that dub Girl on Girl Sci-Fi porn into French? Exactly how crappy does your career have to be going to get that gig? Or maybe I’m kidding myself. Perhaps these are the most sought after voice-over jobs in the French film industry.

If anyone has the answers to these questions, please do share.


Shanster said...

I gots no answers but I'm lmao... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

porn, of all kinds, is recession-proof.

something to think about in these trying financial times.

guys will always want a reason for a good spank. especially when he doesn't have the spare cash for bright shiny toys -- he was born with one attached that he can play with at will and doesn't have to spend extra cash for to make it work.

Anonymous said...

ok, so it's x-mas afternoon right here in good ole Germania, and i will probably go straight to h*ll for even reading about sci-fi porn on jesus' birthday thanks to you.

merry christmas to you and yours, regardless!!!!!

Anonymous said...

what i want to know is why the girls are so ....oogly? and the men are just....unshaggable.

merrry xxxmas!