Monday, March 01, 2010

Shallow As A Kiddie Pool.

And now, on a much lighter note:

For the last 3 weeks I have eaten nothing but steamed fish and organic fruits and vegetables, and about 85 cups of coffee. Why? Not because I want to get healthy and feel good about myself, but because I want to be able to fit into these clothes.






Tracy Reese is a Goddess with a capital G, and that ensemble at 1:32 is the bee's knees. And did I mention she makes clothese up to a size 12?
Is it wrong to pray to Jesus to help you get designer clothes? Will I go to hell twice if I admit that I only want to get skinny so I can wear slutty clothes?

15 comments:

Gloria said...

You are too cute! With that diet, if you start lifting weights and doing cardio you will be a size 6 in no time. I swear it. Try it and see. Maybe you can hire a personal trainer to direct your strength training program OR you can get the original "FIRM" series workouts. Those will get you firm and skinny in record time.

French Boy better watch out! If you were any of that T Reese stuff those Frenchies are going to be following you home and declaring they are "down with the brown"!

Dannelle said...

Good for you. Looking good in clothes is pretty much the main reason I like being skinny.

If you don't like what you feel you have to eat to drop a dress size, just eat whatever you were eating before in 2/3 and then 1/2 portions and add couple of small potion snacks. Why deprive yourself in France?

Anonymous said...

I love the softly layered coifs on these ladies. Very romantic and sugar-sweet.

KLS said...

Whoa, I see four outfits I like.

If you're going to hell at least you will look good. Hehe

Unknown said...

I have to just comment on the title: awesome!
We need to pay more attention to how hard it is to come-up with good blog titles, and this here is a fun one!

Team Jacob said...

I liked the first outfit and a few others.
You don't have to be skinny to look good in clothing :)
Do like me and buy a girdle or a "hold me tight and don't let me go"

lol

'Drea said...

Well, if you get into those clothes, you'll feel good about yourself.

*They* say it takes 21-28 days to form a habit. So, you're there.

Curious mind wants to know if you have dropped any pounds or inches???

Madame K said...

Gloria- I'm not even a size 6 in my dreams, but I'd settle for a size 8!

Dannelle- I'm not one for deprivation of any kind. Trust me I eat whatever I want, that's what got me into this mess in the first place - pastry demons! So, now I'm not dieting I'm just choosing my calories more wisely. If I have cod instead of lamb, I can have that chocolate cake for dessert!


KLS - All the best dressed people will be in hell.

Team Jacob- I have spanx and they totally work wonders, but it's hard to feel like a hottie when your junk feels like it's wrapped in saran wrap.

Drea- See, I should be measuring myself. That's probably a good judge of where I'm really loosing. Anyway, so far I've only lost a few pounds...mostly from my boobs.

'Drea said...

LOL, I'm losing weight everywhere BUT from the boob area which is formidable...

I would definitely encourage you to document your experience via pictures (www.dailymugshot.com?) and measurements.

Good luck getting into your desired attire.

Cindie Ulreich said...

I couldn't help but notice that Tracy Reese looked huge standing next to those models. Good luck on your food modification plan! There were some lovely clothes in that collection.

Queen Ann said...

I ain't mad at ya! I've lost more than 100 lbs in the last three years, and dressing has become a whole lotta fun. It's not shallow, it's a self esteem boost, and that helps get things done in life! After many years of roller-coaster dieting, Weight Watchers is my program of choice. It's a lifestyle, and for me, the only path that's led to permanent weight loss. Do they have WW in France? Anyway, Tracy Reese is da bomb!

Shanster said...

You won't go to hell for wanting to showcase your naughty bits. God made those naughty bits for a reason...

ValeriesWorld said...

It is not wrong to pray to Jesus to get into Tracy Resse and congratulations on your weight loss, you have done very well.

toyin said...

I love your blog...you are too funny!!!

Sirmelja said...

You are so right! Her clothes totally rock! Does she really make them in real people sizes? Nice!!