And now to cheer you up...
Crappy Thanksgiving Jokes:
1. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
3. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language
4. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
5. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks