Thursday, June 07, 2007

J'ai rien de tout!

I got nothing. My life hasn't been very French this week so I'll just dump some random video footage from my camera here for your entertainment:

Video #1 --- Me driving through a freakishly long Luxemburgish tunnel last week. Or maybe I was in Germany. No, it was Luxemburg.

Question #1: Why did I make this video?
Question #2: Why the hell did I have my wind-shield wipers on?
Response to question #3: yes, I listen to Christian Rock while driving.

Video #2 --- Shall we buy the fancy 26 euro light switch or the regular one for 9 euros?

If you listen very very closely you can here my darling FrenchBoy say "Fuck that. I'll get the regular one." p.s.---the music was not added. It was just playing out of the speaker in the lightswitch display. I swear. I can't make this shit up.

Video #3 ---I am constantly making "accidental movies"because instead of keeping my camera set on photo, I set it on movie.

I don't know why, but this one makes me die laughing. It's like a PSA for a don't drink and shop campaign geared towards yuppies. It may be the funniest 1 second video ever made.


Anonymous said...

The Lou Reed song really fits with the if when it says "hey babe, take a walk on the wild side" and your husband is like, "no, fuck that". hehe.

Papadesdeux said...

Your Frenchman speaks such good English and curses well in context.

Our household is jealous.

Also because ended up with even cheaper light switches.

love seeker said...

i've been lurking on your site for a day now and you are hilarious, girl! this video along with the turk/poison video both have me cracking up.

congrats on your fabulous life. keep writing. i'm hooked now!

and let me know when you get that match-making service set up so i can get a frenchboy!