Friday, October 05, 2007

Barbie Dream House Update #11


Dear Bath-tub God,

Thank you for sending me the bath-tub. I am very greatful to have it eventhough it is 3 weeks late and is most certainly not the model I ordered.

Although it was very kind of you to permanently install it before I could correct your mistake, I have ultimately decided to just keep it rather than risk you f*cking up anymore sh*t in my bathroom.

Best wishes,

Madame K.

p.s. Please understand that we will not be paying your invoice. I consider it asshole tax.

7 comments:

Travel said...

It does not look like it fits the base . . . how stressful . . . I wouldn't pay until they make it right.

DG

Madame K said...

It looks a little wanky because only the body has been installed.

But either way. We're not paying for it.

Anonymous said...

Forget those French builders and bring the Poles in! It's a nice bathtub, disapointing though. The one you showed me is totally different from this model, how could they fuck that up? On the upside, with all the fuck-ups that are happening you're going to be getting a lot of stuff for free!

Unknown said...

oh vey Madame K...you are an inspiration to building a home in Europe. Glad you have managed to keep your sense of humor (or is there such a thing as a sense of sarcasm?) through it all! bravo!

Reb said...

I'm sorry for your pain, but I'm laughing hard...

Yo mama! said...

All I can say is....WTF? I feel your pain.

Yo mama! said...

All I can say is....WTF?

I feel your pain.